Article by Vinayak Bhatt
Ah, the mystical world of Jyotish—where your stars, planets, and a couple of retrogrades decide whether you’re meant to see the Eiffel Tower or just the water tank on your terrace! Let’s dive into the oh-so-fascinating travel yogas in your horoscope. Because, apparently, your passport depends on Saturn’s mood swings.
1. Rahu: The ‘World Tour Specialist’
If Rahu is chilling in your 9th or 12th house, congratulations! You might as well call yourself a frequent flyer. But wait—don’t get too excited. Rahu’s idea of travel isn’t always luxurious. Think more along the lines of layovers in obscure airports or being the *unfortunate* backpacker in a foreign hospital. Bon voyage!
2. Moon in the 12th House: The Emotional Traveler
Does the Moon in your 12th house scream *wanderlust*? Well, kind of. You’ll keep dreaming about traveling but might only end up taking “emotional trips” in your mind. It’s like planning a Maldives getaway but landing at your cousin’s wedding in Kanpur instead.
3. Saturn’s Version of a Road Trip
Saturn, the slowpoke of the zodiac, blesses you with the joy of long journeys. But don’t expect first-class flights—think endless train rides with broken ACs and noisy kids in the next compartment. If you survive that, consider it character-building, not a vacation.
4. Mars in the 4th House: The Relocation Guru
Mars in your 4th house ensures you’ll move frequently. Sounds adventurous, right? Nope. It’s less “let’s explore the world” and more “I got evicted again.” Pack your boxes, champ—Mars is ready to spice up your life with chaos and cardboard.
5. Jupiter’s Idea of Pilgrimage
If Jupiter influences your travel houses, get ready for *spiritual* journeys. But don’t assume it means serene retreats in the Himalayas. Nope, you might end up on a crowded bus to the nearest temple, dodging prasad packets and an army of selfie-taking uncles.
6. Mercury: The Overthinker’s Guide to Travel
Mercury governs short trips and communication. Sounds fun? Not really. Mercury might make you book tickets to a weekend getaway but also ensures you overthink it so much that you eventually cancel. Refund? What refund?
7. Ketu: The Minimalist Explorer
Ketu in your travel houses blesses you with *detached* travel experiences. This means you’ll visit exotic places but feel like, “Meh, it’s just another place.” Why admire the Eiffel Tower when you can meditate in your room, right?
So, What’s Your Travel Horoscope?
Jyotish might say you’re destined for globetrotting—or stuck in traffic forever. Either way, blame the planets. And remember, it’s not you; it’s Saturn. Or Rahu. Or Mercury retrograde.
Safe travels—or not!
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