Book Review: Fertility Astrology: A Modern Medieval Textbook – Nicola Smuts Allsop

When the Stars Align (or don’t): A Cosmic Conception Guide

Let’s start with a universal truth. Most people consult astrologers for three reasons: love, career, and that timeless quest to understand why Mercury Retrograde seems to sabotage their internet connection. But there’s a fourth, less discussed but profoundly significant reason—fertility. And in Fertility Astrology: A Modern Medieval Textbook, the author delves deep into this celestial sphere of reproductive destiny. It’s like blending medieval mysticism with modern medicine, served with a generous helping of planetary paternity.

If you’re thinking, “Fertility and astrology? That’s a mix as strange as kundali matching and IVF schedules,” well, prepare to be enlightened. And amused. And maybe just a little less terrified of your biological clock.

A Modern Guide to Medieval Mojo
The book promises to be a “modern medieval textbook,” and for once, this oxymoron works beautifully. Imagine a Vedic astrologer in flowing robes, pulling up a chair in your fertility clinic, discussing lunar phases with your reproductive endocrinologist. That’s the vibe here. The author expertly blends ancient techniques with modern science, making you wonder why your gynaecologist didn’t consult your birth chart before handing over those ovulation strips.

It’s clear the author has done her homework. The astrological analysis is thorough, drawing from traditional methods, Hellenistic principles, and a touch of medieval magic. Terms like almutens, triplicity rulers, and horary charts are peppered throughout. Don’t worry if these terms sound intimidating—the author explains everything with the patience of a seasoned astrologer and the clarity of a Harvard-trained fertility expert.

The author, a highly experienced astrologer and fertility consultant, approaches the subject with a unique blend of empathy and precision. She has refined her techniques through years of practice to help aspiring parents by combining planetary insights with practical advice. Her work reflects a deep understanding of both the celestial and the clinical, making this book a valuable resource for anyone navigating the challenging path of conception.

Astrology Meets Anatomy
One of the book’s highlights is how it bridges the gap between astrology and reproductive endocrinology. Have you ever wondered how the Moon’s phase might correspond to follicle development or luteal phase lengths? Me neither. But now I’m convinced that charting your transits alongside your basal body temperature might make sense.
The chapters on medical astrology are particularly illuminating. The author dives into planetary influences on hormones, menstrual cycles, and even sperm quality. For example:

• “Moon/Neptune: Charts with Moon/Neptune contacts are tricky since the role of the mother is under the spotlight once more…” (Page 148)
• “Mercury with Uranus most frequently indicates a laparoscopy (small incision to the abdomen to investigate or operate on the tube)…” (Page 152)
• “Since many of the signatures of Saturn with Moon or Venus are normally bad news for fertility, new technologies now mean that previous negative physical qualities can be reversed…” (Page 156)

And just when you thought Mercury couldn’t meddle any more, the author takes us on a tour of Mercury through the signs (Pages 153-154). Mercury in Scorpio? Your fallopian tubes might just be a little “stubborn.” Mercury in Sagittarius? Expect your tubes to be adventurous—ready to fetch an egg from the other ovary if needed. It’s like a cosmic relay race happening right inside you!

Then there’s the delightful drama of the Moon through the signs (Pages 142-147). A Moon in Aries might be all fired up for conception but could use patience. Moon in Taurus? Slow and steady wins the race. And if your Moon is in Gemini, expect your ovaries to multitask like a pro—possibly debating whether to release one egg or two.
The book’s approach to reproductive timing, aided by astrology, offers a fascinating complement to modern fertility treatments.

Humour in the Stars
Now, let’s address the delightful twist: humour. The subject matter might be serious—infertility, conception challenges, medical jargon—but the author sprinkles in levity like a rogue Aquarius at a family wedding. Whether she compares Saturn’s stern influence to a disapproving elder or Venus’s blessings to a much-needed festival celebration, the wit engages the material.

This touch of humour makes the dense material not only digestible but genuinely enjoyable. It’s a rare feat to write a book on “the timing of assisted reproductive technology” feel like an engaging read rather than a sleep aid.

Astrological Techniques to Explore
The book offers several astrological techniques for predicting and enhancing fertility. Here are a few gems:
1. Lunar Fertility Method: This method uses the phase of the Moon at the time of your birth to identify fertile days each month. Perfect for those who want to align their conception attempts with lunar magic.
2. Horary Astrology for Conception: Ask a specific question about fertility, and the chart drawn at that moment provides an answer. Think of it as an astrological pregnancy test.
3. Planetary Transits and Fertility Timing: This technique analyzes transits of Jupiter and Venus (benefic planets) to identify the most auspicious times for conception.

These techniques are explained in detail, making them accessible even if you’re new to astrology. The author’s clear explanations and practical examples ensure that anyone can follow along and apply these methods.

Who Should Read This Book?
• Aspiring Parents: If you’ve tried everything short of consulting the stars, this book might just be the cosmic nudge you need.
• Astrologers: Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a curious novice, this textbook offers valuable tools for applying astrology to fertility work.
• Medical Professionals: Even if you roll your eyes at Mercury Retrograde, this book provides a fascinating perspective that could enrich your understanding of fertility timing.

In short, if you’re open-minded enough to believe that Saturn’s position could affect sperm motility, this book deserves a spot on your shelf.

The Final Verdict (or “When Jupiter Says Yes”)
Fertility Astrology: A Modern Medieval Textbook is a brilliant blend of science and symbolism. It’s part guidebook, historical deep dive, and cosmic comedy routine. The author balances rigorous astrological tradition with modern fertility knowledge, all while keeping you entertained with a sly sense of humour.
By the time you finish the book, you might find yourself nodding sagely when someone mentions “Mars in the fifth house” or offering unsolicited advice about lunar phases to unsuspecting pregnant friends. You’ll laugh, you’ll learn, and who knows? You might even conceive an idea—or a baby.

And remember, if your fertility chart looks bleak, blame Saturn. He’s used to it.

Book Name: Fertility Astrology: A Modern Medieval Textbook

Book Author: Nicola Smuts Allsop

Reviewed by: Bharat R Ram